Food Ingredient Euphemisms

This Really Means
Aqua dihydrogen monoxide
http://www.dhmo.org
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/water
Boneless lean beef trimmings pink slime
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_slime
Carmine Cochineal
Castoreum male beaver scent
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum
Cochineal crushed beetle extract
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cochineal
Crimson lake Cochineal and aluminum hydroxide
Cultured celery extract sodium nitrite
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium_nitrite
Evaporated cane juice sugar
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar
Fleur de sel salt
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt
Glaze (confectioner's, food, resinous, pharmaceutical) Shellac
Hydrolyzed protein MSG
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrolyzed_protein
Lean finely textured beef pink slime
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_slime
Mechanically separated chicken white slime
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_slime
Parfum secret formula chemical smell
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parfum
Red #4 Cochineal
Shellac beetle excretion
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shellac
Silicon dioxide sand
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sand
Sorbitol laxative
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sorbitol
Yeast extract MSG
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MSG